I'd blame the weather. The Exeter UFO Festival wasn't as big or exciting as I'd hoped (or was promised) it'd be. But 1)the area was expecting a hurricane and 2) we got there in the evening, which means according to the schedule we mostly missed all the lectures, sidewalk sales and etc. Even the hotdog cart in Swazey Parkway had gone home.
We went to The Ioka lunch counter to find something to eat. It's under new management now, the "Save the Ioka" campaign was successful in that regard, although it has not yet been turned back into a real movie theater. It's just a snack bar with what I have to believe is the world's smallest nightclub downstairs (I briefly worked at The Ioka once, I've seen it). Prices are reasonable, but our pretzels took an oddly long time to arrive. However, they were also huge, so that sort of made up for it. It seemed like the staff wanted to close up and go home too.


Before we stopped at The Ioka, we tried to go on the "self guided UFO tour". You get a map of the area, with the sites of alien spottings marked, and you drive around to them. In theory, that's how it works. In practice, not so much. The map is unhelpful, if you're starting from downtown Exeter you have to sort of hold it diagonally. General areas are marked, but there are no indications of how many miles or feet you should proceed for and many of the smaller backroads are not named at all on the map. There are no signs up at the actual sites to tell you when you've found them, either.
I told the person I was with, as we drove around the rapidly darkening woods that pretty much all looked like it could be the scene of alien visitations, that it's a good thing I'm from the area or we would've ended up spending the night out there, maybe eaten by wild animals.
"Or abducted by aliens," she said. There is definitely a feeling on Route 88 that weird things could happen, and unlike fairies, aliens are probably not bothered by suburban subdivisions (it doesn't help the tour that the roads have changed a bit from when the original sightings took place). We didn't have time to see if the other route was any better.



The dance wasn't as well attended as last time. Once again, I'd chalk that up to the weather. The storm was a disappointment, it barely rained, but by the time everyone realized it wasn't going to be so bad, they'd probably already adjusted their weekend plans. The age groups between fourteen and forty were also severely under represented this time. It's hard to know why, other than the festival organizers must have made some kind of decision that resulted in young adults and people my age deciding that the dance wasn't worth their time this year.


There were marionettes, and some amazing hula hoop work by various people, and a hobbit danced with an alien. I wasn't able to dance but I did enjoy listening to the music, provided by The Morlocks, a New England based band that has been together since 1965.

And a terrible, TERRIBLE photo of The Morlocks