A Filk: My Attempts to Visit AGP Boston

Feel free to imagine someone is playing a ukele.

To the tune of "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet, which I swear I heard five times today.

Didn't wanna pay shipping
I went day tripping
To American Girl Place to get the new doll
Had to run gauntlet
Of a huge Neiman Marcus
Michael Kors, Kate Spade and Louis Vuitton

Chorus:
Yes, I'm taking a trip to the Natick Mall
Going to buy me a Rebecca doll
And it's a pain to drive 495 in the rain
But oh yeah, I'd do that for a doll

Two fifty in tolls
And running the EZPass
I bet that's gonna come back to haunt me
Four dollars in Sales Tax
I must be on crack
This saved me no money at all

Chorus:
Yes, I'm taking a trip to the Natick Mall
Going to buy me a Rebecca doll
And it's a pain to drive 495 in the rain
Now I think
Too much to do for a doll?

Wrong eXit through Lowell
Went back home through Haverhill
Stalled out on that big hill downtown
And now I'm in Epping
%&#(@ Epping
I was supposed to come out in Manchester

Yes, I'm taking a trip to the Natick Mall
Going to buy me a Rebecca doll
And it's a pain to drive 495 in the rain
But it's too much to do for a doll
And it's a pain to drive 495 in the rain
But it's too much to do for a doll